BEGGARS & THIEVES

PLEASE VOTE FOR MY THREADLESS SUBMISSION! I could totally use...

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:48:53 -0400

PLEASE VOTE FOR MY THREADLESS SUBMISSION!

I could totally use the help!

thanks!

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Alice in Winderland Teaser The teaser for Tim Burton’s...

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:51:13 -0400

Alice in Winderland Teaser

The teaser for Tim Burton’s attempt at Alice in Wonderland just got released and needless to say it, it looks ridiculous.

cakeface: Audrey Kawasaki Tattoos (via Audrey Kawasaki Art...

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:24:34 -0400

cakeface:

Audrey Kawasaki Tattoos (via Audrey Kawasaki Art Tattoos (7 photos) - My Modern Metropolis

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What are the odds that this shit would be online, the day that I was trying to get my audrey kawasaki tattoo?? I can’t tell if that is good or bad. I sway towards good.

Chuck Norris wants to Be President…. of Texas. Texas...

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:56:00 -0400

Chuck Norris wants to Be President…. of Texas.

Texas Governor Rick Perry stated today that the state of Texas may secede from the United States of America should the federal government not change it’s current fiscal policies. But the potential maximum awesome overload doesn’t stop there. The only man brave enough to lead the “Nation of Texas” is apparently up to the task. You would assume maybe one of the infamous texan former presidents might be into this role, but in comes CHUCK FUCKIN NORRIS like a flaming roundhouse kick to the face of the universe by announcing he’d be totally into holding the fate of the free world in the palm of one of his deadly hands. Norris is quoted as saying, ““I may run for president of Texas, That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”

Thems fightin words.

Also please note the humilty President Norris shows in actually alluding that someone other than himself might be boss enough to run the Nation of Texas. Come on now.

Read about it here.

Final product of Sketchie’s first photo shoot. Look out...

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:02:33 -0400

Final product of Sketchie’s first photo shoot. Look out Detroit!

Isiah Thomas is my hero

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:24:32 -0400

NBA Hall of Famer Isiah Thomas was recently hired to coach the basketball team at Florida International University. While this isn’t inherently stunning, what is impressive is the fact that he has decided to forgoe payment for his services for his first season in light of the fact that the University was planning a series of layoffs due to the state of the economy. Of course I need to also point out that Thomas is due approximately 12 million dollars over the next two years from the New York Knicks, but I think that in today’s age of ego and ridiculous salaries for athletes and entertainers it is nice to see someone making a gesture like this.

Read the article here.

I’m feelin the recent trend of Hipster Hop. Kid Cudi is a...

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:05:27 -0400

I’m feelin the recent trend of Hipster Hop. Kid Cudi is a self admited Hipster and he proves it on his debut mixtape “A Kid Named Cudi” that was put out by 10 Deep, when he samples the Funeral by Band of Horses. I don’t mind when music I like is sampled tastefully and not butchered (I’m looking at you Flo-Rida aka David from the Real World, Skweedaboodeedaboodeeeeeeeee.)

megabytes: (via emilyi) cheers.

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:43:42 -0400

megabytes:

(via emilyi)

cheers.

Thanks to Oh-Revoir for telling me about Tilt Shift. We had a...

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 19:12:00 -0400

Thanks to Oh-Revoir for telling me about Tilt Shift. We had a fun afternoon of miniaturizing. These are my first attempt at doing it.

24K GOLD + SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS = THE GREATEST MOST EXPENSIVE BIKE...

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:15:00 -0400

24K GOLD + SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS = THE ~~GREATEST~~ MOST EXPENSIVE BIKE EVER MADE

The folks at Aurumania decided it would be a good idea to hand build bikes, then gold plate them and hand adorn them in over 600 swarovski crystals. They were right. Although I can tell you that the anxiety of getting doored would be through the roof, given the $102,418.60 (US Dollars) price tag. To think I had to do layaway for my $600 bike.

100K and you don’t even get brakes. Sucker.

I'm really dumb and almost really smart

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 11:01:53 -0400

So somebody (I’m pretty sure it’s probably some really prestigious school) recently did a study ( or maybe asked a couple people) and it turns out that my musical tastes make me one of the smartest and dumbest music listeners out there. I say this because I like Sufjan Stevens, which makes me 1 shade of brilliance below a Beethoven listener, and I love Lil Wayne, which makes me a horrible horrible person. Go see for yourself here.

the best picture my iPhone is capable of taking.

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:15:52 -0400

the best picture my iPhone is capable of taking.

Straddle a Rainbow

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 16:50:41 -0400

Kenny: you are bowling tonite right?

Chris: motherfucking yeah, i might ride the hog there

Kenny: ride the hog sounds pretty gay. You might as well say, "I might straddle a rainbow to get there."

Chris: ahhahah, god i hate u today

Kenny: hahahahaha. I'm going to Tumble this convo

Random Thought

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 16:19:09 -0400

I really wish I knew exactly how old my cat is, but I fear the only way to do this is to cut him in half and count the rings.

Jeremy Fish is one of my favorite, if not my favorite, artists....

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:59:24 -0500

Jeremy Fish is one of my favorite, if not my favorite, artists. His work has always struck a chord with me because of the way he balances technicality with randomness in such a smart way. He references eras that need referencing and he always stays current.

Fecal Face recently did a studio tour to take a peek at his upcoming show, “Ghosts of the Barbary Coast” in which he takes a sordid look at San Francisco’s colorful past. Fish’s work has managed to become even more refined than it has in the past and his woodwork is becoming legendary.

Check out Fecal Face to see more.

tacykakes: (via smut-to-go) I do not have an affinity for birds....

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:52:36 -0500

tacykakes:

(via smut-to-go)

I do not have an affinity for birds. I do, however, have an affinity for photographs like this.

fembot: this is for you, kenny. OH MY LORD THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 19:40:56 -0500

fembot:

this is for you, kenny.

OH MY LORD THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS

An open letter to the thieving bastard that took the camera from my office.D

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:07:20 -0500

bmcgann:

Dear thieving bastard,

Haven’t I got enough to worry about? Jesus christmas! If I find out who you are, I am going to let my Irish loose on you.

Dear thieving bastard,

Doesn’t bmcgann have enough to worry about? Selassie-aye! If I find out who you are, I am going to let my korean loose on you.

(That last part sounds way less intimidating now)

"Now remember boy, I am your father and I will always be here to protect you. Rudyyyyyyyyy!!!"

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 11:03:40 -0500

““Now remember boy, I am your father and I will always be here to protect you. Rudyyyyyyyyy!!!””

- Bill Cosby

"I mean bowling is just a great opportunity to get to know the people you work with…I mean, take..."

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 11:32:40 -0500

““I mean bowling is just a great opportunity to get to know the people you work with…I mean, take Ashlie for instance…when we’re at bowling, I stop seeing her as a Project Manager…instead, I see her as a Co-worker.””

- -Kenny Kim to Jess Merenich right in front of Ashlie Sembrot. (via fembot)

Translation (what I meant to say was…)

“I mean bowling is a great opportunity to get to know the people you work with. I mean, take um, what’s her name again? Er, ahh yes Ashlie. When we are at bowling I totally forget she is a project manager and begin to view her as a human being. Maybe even a friend. She can be nice sometimes.”