BEGGARS & THIEVES

they made me do it.
I didn't want to.
Its too late to stop it.
Mar 16
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I'm really dumb and almost really smart

So somebody (I’m pretty sure it’s probably some really prestigious school) recently did a study ( or maybe asked a couple people) and it turns out that my musical tastes make me one of the smartest and dumbest music listeners out there. I say this because I like Sufjan Stevens, which makes me 1 shade of brilliance below a Beethoven listener, and I love Lil Wayne, which makes me a horrible horrible person. Go see for yourself here.

Mar 12
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the best picture my iPhone is capable of taking.

the best picture my iPhone is capable of taking.

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Straddle a Rainbow

  • Kenny: you are bowling tonite right?
  • Chris: motherfucking yeah, i might ride the hog there
  • Kenny: ride the hog sounds pretty gay. You might as well say, "I might straddle a rainbow to get there."
  • Chris: ahhahah, god i hate u today
  • Kenny: hahahahaha. I'm going to Tumble this convo
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Random Thought

I really wish I knew exactly how old my cat is, but I fear the only way to do this is to cut him in half and count the rings.

Mar 05
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Jeremy Fish is one of my favorite, if not my favorite, artists. His work has always struck a chord with me because of the way he balances technicality with randomness in such a smart way. He references eras that need referencing and he always stays current.
Fecal Face recently did a studio tour to take a peek at his upcoming show, “Ghosts of the Barbary Coast” in which he takes a sordid look at San Francisco’s colorful past. Fish’s work has managed to become even more refined than it has in the past and his woodwork is becoming legendary.
Check out Fecal Face to see more.

Jeremy Fish is one of my favorite, if not my favorite, artists. His work has always struck a chord with me because of the way he balances technicality with randomness in such a smart way. He references eras that need referencing and he always stays current.

Fecal Face recently did a studio tour to take a peek at his upcoming show, “Ghosts of the Barbary Coast” in which he takes a sordid look at San Francisco’s colorful past. Fish’s work has managed to become even more refined than it has in the past and his woodwork is becoming legendary.

Check out Fecal Face to see more.

Feb 18
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tacykakes:
(via smut-to-go)
I do not have an affinity for birds. I do, however, have an affinity for photographs like this.

tacykakes:

(via smut-to-go)

I do not have an affinity for birds. I do, however, have an affinity for photographs like this.

Feb 10
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fembot:
this is for you, kenny.
OH MY LORD THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS

fembot:

this is for you, kenny.

OH MY LORD THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS

Feb 05
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An open letter to the thieving bastard that took the camera from my office.D

bmcgann:

Dear thieving bastard,

Haven’t I got enough to worry about? Jesus christmas! If I find out who you are, I am going to let my Irish loose on you.

Dear thieving bastard,

Doesn’t bmcgann have enough to worry about? Selassie-aye! If I find out who you are, I am going to let my korean loose on you.

(That last part sounds way less intimidating now)

Feb 04
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Now remember boy, I am your father and I will always be here to protect you. Rudyyyyyyyyy!!!
— Bill Cosby
Feb 03
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I mean bowling is just a great opportunity to get to know the people you work with…I mean, take Ashlie for instance…when we’re at bowling, I stop seeing her as a Project Manager…instead, I see her as a Co-worker.

-Kenny Kim to Jess Merenich right in front of Ashlie Sembrot.  (via fembot)

Translation (what I meant to say was…)

“I mean bowling is a great opportunity to get to know the people you work with. I mean, take um, what’s her name again? Er, ahh yes Ashlie. When we are at bowling I totally forget she is a project manager and begin to view her as a human being. Maybe even a friend. She can be nice sometimes.”