July 2011
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August 2009
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July 2009
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Alice in Winderland Teaser
The teaser for Tim Burton’s attempt at Alice in Wonderland just got released and needless to say it, it looks ridiculous.
April 2009
6 posts
Isiah Thomas is my hero
NBA Hall of Famer Isiah Thomas was recently hired to coach the basketball team at Florida International University. While this isn’t inherently stunning, what is impressive is the fact that he has decided to forgoe payment for his services for his first season in light of the fact that the University was planning a series of layoffs due to the state of the economy. Of course I need to also...
March 2009
7 posts
I'm really dumb and almost really smart
So somebody (I’m pretty sure it’s probably some really prestigious school) recently did a study ( or maybe asked a couple people) and it turns out that my musical tastes make me one of the smartest and dumbest music listeners out there. I say this because I like Sufjan Stevens, which makes me 1 shade of brilliance below a Beethoven listener, and I love Lil Wayne, which makes me a...
Straddle a Rainbow
Kenny: you are bowling tonite right?
Chris: motherfucking yeah, i might ride the hog there
Kenny: ride the hog sounds pretty gay. You might as well say, "I might straddle a rainbow to get there."
Chris: ahhahah, god i hate u today
Kenny: hahahahaha. I'm going to Tumble this convo
Random Thought
I really wish I knew exactly how old my cat is, but I fear the only way to do this is to cut him in half and count the rings.
February 2009
6 posts
An open letter to the thieving bastard that took...
bmcgann:
Dear thieving bastard,
Haven’t I got enough to worry about? Jesus christmas! If I find out who you are, I am going to let my Irish loose on you.
Dear thieving bastard,
Doesn’t bmcgann have enough to worry about? Selassie-aye! If I find out who you are, I am going to let my korean loose on you.
(That last part sounds way less intimidating now)
Now remember boy, I am your father and I will always be here to protect you....
– Bill Cosby
I mean bowling is just a great opportunity to get to know the people you work...
– -Kenny Kim to Jess Merenich right in front of Ashlie Sembrot. (via fembot)
Translation (what I meant to say was…)
“I mean bowling is a great opportunity to get to know the people you work with. I mean, take um, what’s her name again? Er, ahh yes Ashlie. When we are at bowling I...
January 2009
5 posts
Half asleep ramblings of a man to a woman
I woke up this morning after having an epic dream. I don’t remember much of any of it now, but I remember the end being hyper-real. Hilary and I made a miniature me. The dream bypassed the 9 months and we had an insta-child. I remember him being awesome and our cats were there. Weird dream. Worst part is in my post dream haze I rolled over and told hils I wanted babies. Now that is not thd...
December 2008
6 posts
November 2008
15 posts
HSBC "Swimming Pool" →
oh-revoir:
Very interesting way to get a point accross. Great concept though.
Agency: Ogilvy & Mather Mumbai, India.
Damien Hirst & Levi's
Renowned British Artist Damien Hirst has collaborated with Levi’s to create a line of clothes that I would actually wear. Hirst’s most recognizable work of art is a life-sized diamond encrusted platinum skull entitled, “For the Love of God,” which sold for $100 million dollars at auction. It was a record selling price for any living artist.
word nerd
I’d like to add:
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fembot:
i think that one of the prettiest words to hear, when spoken with a british accent, is the word “promise”. keira knightly says it the best.
other ear candy:
constellation
tinsel
envelope
daffodil
labatomy
cinnaminson
OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA
My faith in renewed in the American people!!!!
YES!!!!!!
TWO WORDS I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE ON TV
VIA HOLOGRAM!!! Now someone tell me why they beamed will.i.am in? Regardless CNN is killing it with the giant iPhones (yeah yeah I know it’s not actually an iPhone) and the holograms. Compare those to MSNBC’s Wacom tablet and its a wrap. MSNBC has been beating them with the prediction calls though.
ISN'T IT IRONIC? DON'T YOU THINK?
I think it is funny that this coca cola truck has an ad that thanks the Phillies fans and is parked in front of the Robinson’s luggage store that was looted, the Italian Bistro’s destroyed awning and the location that there USED to be a bus shelter.
I love miso much!
– me