What are the odds that this shit would be online, the day that I was trying to get my audrey kawasaki tattoo?? I can’t tell if that is good or bad. I sway towards good.
Chuck Norris wants to Be President…. of Texas.
Texas Governor Rick Perry stated today that the state of Texas may secede from the United States of America should the federal government not change it’s current fiscal policies. But the potential maximum awesome overload doesn’t stop there. The only man brave enough to lead the “Nation of Texas” is apparently up to the task. You would assume maybe one of the infamous texan former presidents might be into this role, but in comes CHUCK FUCKIN NORRIS like a flaming roundhouse kick to the face of the universe by announcing he’d be totally into holding the fate of the free world in the palm of one of his deadly hands. Norris is quoted as saying, ““I may run for president of Texas, That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”
Thems fightin words.
Also please note the humilty President Norris shows in actually alluding that someone other than himself might be boss enough to run the Nation of Texas. Come on now.